Fiery young journalist WLTM man not easy to offend for inter-year loving. Likes baggy t-shirts, sharks in tanks, free alcohol and cheese. Hates school discos, bottling and biting my tongue. Call me!

~Miss M

Small but exciting. A true party animal. I socialise with the older, classier people of College but never share my vodka, so don’t ask! My deep voice is sure to turn you on, but I don’t bite. I like my alcohol straight, just like my women.

~’Big’ G

Porter by trade and also by nature. Looking for a gorgeous young scout to carry you away to the nearest tea-room to share a coffee and maybe more. My colleague told me scouts have more fun. Show me that he’s right!

~A. Porter

I’m an all-in-one package! A sexy, singing socialite with a snappy dress sense and a penchant for the classical. Looking for someone I can show off about town.

Just call me ‘J’.

Cheeky, charming, Indian chappy seeks younger woman with an amusing name. Interests include climbing trees, early morning hospital visits, milk and muffins and ridiculous sunglasses. Help me
find my cloud nine!

~Mr D

Generically good-looking man in power seeks small blonde type. The most recent girl I was seeing ‘wasn’t even that attractive’. I like sports you haven’t heard of and girls with a bit of quirk. Fancy a cheeky go?

~T

Gorgeous, leggy, Third Year bombshell seeks Fresher man, in his dreams! I’m perfect in every way but you can’t have me. I don’t even want to know your name to be honest. In fact I don’t even know why I took this ad…

~Sexy ‘X’

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