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Toffee Apples
Someone get Nigel onto it now - bonfire night gives us an excuse to eat pure caramelised sugar. And it’s with fruit, right?

Maths Meal
Thursday night brought out the drunken ravers of the Maths world. Who knew Mathematicians could be so much fun? Get stuck into some linear algebra and try to get an invite to the next one.

8 Longwall
Best EVER girls’ dress code for a house party. Forget last week’s debacle; borrow some boxers, whip on some wellies and hit Longwall Street’s new hottest bachelor pad. Oh, and did I mention the flat-screen TV?

More sort of not

Baby Love
The bouncer may have the best Welsh accent we’ve ever heard but his queue managing skills are dismal.

Mumps
Currently spreading around Oriel- let’s hope our New College immune systems hold out.

Bicycle Culling
So they don’t have a registration sticker. Big Deal. Give them back!